Sibei unpleasant experience...

Monday, October 26, 2009

Before I go further to describe my unpleasant experience with this pair of mother and daughter, I have an announcement to make. I dun want to make another entry just for it.

This is with regards to the Miss or Mr or whatever shit person who wrote nonsense in my blog several months ago.

Albeit me knowing the name of the company this person works in, I shall be of Buddha heart and not pursue this case anymore.

Please trust me. I do not want to let this person off that easily BUT I have my own reasons for doing so. So please don't come running to me and ask... "So how ar... caught that fellow yet?".. hahaha... I have no answers.

However, if YOU (the muthafarker) want to play again, please trust me that I will appear right at your office's doorstep and meet up with your Legal Department officer, Miss Tina... uh huh... your legal officer's name is Tina right??? So dun go away thinking I'm just bluffing my way through...

END OF ANNOUNCEMENT

And another thing before I start, please be reminded that

This blog entry is full of vulgarities, so if you can't take it, please leave now.
Although I have first class honors in vulgarities, I am generally a very nice person... actually I'm a SUPER nice person la... just dun provoke me.

This entry is created because I am pissed. When I'm pissed, I type non-stop so this entry is generally long... in fact, super long... if you are rushing for time, I advise you not to start.
Lastly, please be reminded that I am not like this all the time... haha... really I'm not!!!

Okie enough announcement made.

Now the start of my unpleasant experience at Expo Hall 5 last Sunday.

If you have been reading the newspapers, you would know that Audio House held an electronics fair at Expo last weekend.

To attract ppl there, this Audio House came up with $10 sale on fan and rice cooker and whatever la. On the advertisement, it was mentioned that there were only 200 sets each day and that the consumers would have to cut out the pieces of coupons found on the newspaper itself.

My mother thought it was cheap and brought the newspaper for me to read. Since my parents are going to move to their new house soon, I thought it was a good time for us to get some cheap deals. So I asked Ah Long to drive us there.

I tell you... BIG MISTAKE!!!

I din know this Audio House so 'kiam' one la... They really opened the door of the Hall at 11am sharp. Plus they were so disorganised. There was no Qs and everybody was like vultures waiting for "food" inside the Hall.

We reached there like 5 mins before 11 and we were like standing at one corner. Fortunately or unfortunately for us, the staff started to open the door to the Hall near our way. In fact, the door was like 10 steps away from us nia.

Guess what happened next???

Those "vultures" started to push their ways in. My mother was pushing DiDi Ashton in his pram and I was standing beside her BEFORE the door opened. The moment the door opened, I was being pushed into the Hall by some stupid people and I totally lost sight of my mother.

CCB!!! I was damn worked up and started screaming at the top of my voice telling those people to stop fucking push la. Of course no one gave a damn.

When I was pushed in, I saw Ah Long standing at the entrance carrying QiQi. The moment I saw him, I told him my mother was still outside with DiDi. He quickly pushed Qi to me and ran out. He pushed all those ppl away with all his might and pulled DiDi's pram in, together with my mother.

After he came in, he shouted at everyone there and challenged those who tried to push their way in. For a while, time seemed to come to a standstill.

*If you ask me what do I like about Ah Long... neh... this is one thing I like about him lo. His beng-ness. This is what I called MAN okie. I've seen man not behaving like a man even in front of their girlfriend or wife. If I was his partner, I would be damn paiseh la. Own bf/husband so chicken. How to protect u in future???*

Back to those 'vultures'. These people ar... damn fucking brainless. For goodness sake, there's a baby there. Can't they just let my mother in first???

Stop telling me that I should not bring my baby there in the first place okie. How the hell was I supposed to know that the doors weren't opened by the time we reached there and that we were going to be caught in situations like this???

I will never bring my kids out to Chinatown during CNY or to Marina during National Day celebration or firework season because I KNOW there is bound to be a crowd there. A crowd meaning u can hardly take a step in those kind of situations. BUT for fairs at Expo, I see no reasons for me NOT to go there. I have been to countless fairs at Expo and I do not have experiences like this before.

Just blame it on the organisers and those barbarians.

Okie... never mind about the barbarians. What's important was that my mother and baby came in unhurt.

We went to the booth and started queuing for the $10 fan and rice cooker. Halfway into the queuing, this Malay uncle who was like 50m ahead of us started shouting. He was trying to inform those in queue to get the coupons from the staff outside Expo first before queuing. Without that coupon, we could not buy those items listed in the newspapers. The coupons found in the newspaper were not valid for purchases.

Alamak... what crap was that man!!!

Upon hearing that, I approached that uncle who was very kind to explain everything to me. Then I told my mother to continue queuing while I go outside to exchange for the real thing.

Wah!!! The queue outside was damn damn damn long la... It went all the way to the outside of Hall 4. Luckily, the queue was quite fast. I din manage to get the coupon for the fan and rice cooker la... got the coupon for the stupid $5 iron instead.

I went back and saw my mother approaching the counter real soon (another 20 to 30 ppl in front of her only). I know my mother is someone who is easily bullied by others so I asked her to wait for me outside while I queued for her.

Now here comes the trigger point that sparks the whole quarrel episode.

While I was in the queue, 2 young girls behind me were talking in sarcasm. They kept insulting the people around them, saying how this aunty and that uncle cut their queue, how these ppl so damn cheapstake like never see those products before (forgetting they themselves were queuing up for the same thing as well) and the worst part, commenting how smelly the ppl around them were.

Then one of them said out loud that if her friends were here, they were sure to beat the shit out of these ppl.

I tell you... I hear liao I sibei tulan.

What the fuck was she trying to protray??? Chao ah lian image??? Got chao ah lian and ah beng friends sibei hao lian... can bully ppl??? Come on leh... real ah lian and ah beng not as pathetic as you la... at least they won't go and queue for cheap stuff. They fight because you stare at them not because you squeezed with them in a Q okie. Stupid donkey.

Na Beh... Ppl queuing up, minding their own business she also buay siong. If you dun want to get into squeezy situations like that, go back home and fuck the sofa la. If you wanna queue, STFU and queue!

At this point of time, I was still minding my own business so I continued to listen to their crappy nonsense. Please... I din eavesdrop. Their intention was to let others hear them so their conversation was easily overheard by ppl around them.

Those girls were still happily acting ah lian, not knowing a retired Ah Beng's wife who can turn into a chao Ah Lian anytime, was standing right in front of them.

Just then, one of the girls' mother came. The mother has got a pair of fugly looking phoenix eyes. Those kind that see already want to beat her up for no reasons that kind, you know... KNN... that woman sibei KL.

If you could remember, that 2 nonsense girls were standing behind me then. I dunno how they managed to do it but the moment the mother appeared, they were in front of me liao... meaning what??? They cut Q la. They din cut my Q. They took a turn and cut a China man's Q instead.

Ppl who know me well will know that I have a dislike for PRC but this time round, I actually stood up for that China man. Goes to show how fucking bitchy these 3 stupid females were.

When the China man told them to Q up in Chinese, the mother bitch actually asked him to talk to her in English!!!

CCB!!! This is what I called educated Singaporean bitch. You know how to speak English so what??? Bully ppl who obviously know little English. Why dun you speak in Mandarin??? You are a Chinese and dunno how to speak Mandarin??? Fuckup bitch. Cut ppl's Q still have the cheeks to raise her voice... cauz!!!

Note: I was still maintaining my silence but within me, a volcano was about to erupt!

These 3 females obviously cared less for the China man and started swopping their places. The mother bitch climbed over the line barrier to join in the Q while the 2 young bitches climbed out.

I know the 2 young bitches were not ah lians from the start but I couldn't believe my eyes when I finally got to see the whole view of them. They were the most la... in their P6 or Sec 1 level. They have those guai guai innocent look with spectacles and neat hair. They are those kind that teachers like and can easily be prefects one la and you would never believe those words came from them.

So... looks can be deceiving!

Bcos of my buay siongness, I stared hard at them and guess what??? They still dared to stare back and mumble in front of me.

At this very moment, the volcano within me erupted and the lava flowed non-stop.

I pointed my fingers at them and spoke like a machine gun. I can still remember my words vividly. Here goes Ting's scolding ppl session...

"Eh, you two not chao ah lian yet want to act ah lian is it??? Ppl cut your queue, you not happy. Say what if your friends are here sure beat the shit out of these ppl huh... then you cut ppl's queue can la huh??? You remember u behind me anot??? Want to be chao ah lian is it??? Want to beat ppl is it??? Wait for me to get my things and pay up then wait for me outside settle. I fight with you want? 1 vs 2 huh... want? So bloody no manners say ppl smelly... huh... act ah lian."

I dun remember me changing my breath when I said all these. The 2 young girls just stood there SPEECHLESS!

My point here is... dun act like an ah lian if you dun even look like one. If you are not an ah lian but look like one, I'll probably not scold you so harshly (looking for death meh). But if you are not an ah lian and dun look like one either then dun even try to act like one... PLEASE!!! Disgrace ah lian's reputation only!

Enough said about the 2 young girls. Now go to the old girl - the mother bitch.

The phoenix-eye mother was 2 persons in front of me. When she was at the counter, she argued relentlessly with the salesperson. Apparently, the salesperson did not want to sell her some things la... (Explanation: Stupid promotion. Want to offer ppl cheap things yet got so many restrictions)

Not wanting to give up, the bitchy mother went on and on with the salesperson jamming up the queue. The aunties behind me were all very buay siong and started whispering softly, commenting how the thick-skinned bitchy mother was wasting our time.

5 minutes passed and that bitch was still at the counter arguing her way through. I think the salesperson had enough of her and gave her what she wanted in the end. As if not enough, that bitch with 3 or 4 big plastic bag of rice cookers in her hands, turned around and stared at ppl with her pair of fugly phoenix eyes. (Really damn ugly - I forgot to mention her specs also damn fugly la... fugly is not even enough to describe this person.)

Sibei KNN bitch. Buay tahan... time for Ting to 'chu' pattern liao...

Ting: "Eh... Ppl dun want to give you then get out la. Stand down there jam ppl's queue, waste ppl's time."

Bitch: "I'm waiting for my things okie. The person asked me to wait."

Ting: "Ya ya ya... take and get out la."

Bitch: "I can't get out okie." (Cos she damn kiasu wat... buy 3 or 4 rice cookers dunno for wat)

Ting: "You can climb in and you cannot go out??? Climb out la."

Bitch: "Excuse me, I got queue one okie."

Ting: "Ya, I know. Your daughter queued for you wat. They climbed out like monkey then you climbed in like monkey also wat. So now you climb out la."

Bitch: "Hiyah you... dun be an ugly Singaporean la."

At this point of time, one auntie behind me shouted at the bitch.

Anonymous aunty: "You then ugly ar."

Ting: "Ya la. You are then the ugly Singaporean. Get out la. Waste ppl's time."

I sweared that bitch LL walked out with her daughter and friend.

Sibei KNN right??? What kind of parents brought up what kind of kids I tell you. This is one example... This bitch must have tons of experience bullying ppl and have never met ppl like me. Count themselves unlucky la.

Side track a bit...

I myself dunno how to teach my kids. Be fierce or not to be? To bully ppl or to be bullied? Me and Ah Long were constantly on this topic and our conclusion is "Don't bully and fight with others BUT if others beat you, be sure to return the favor by beating them doubly hard. If you can't win them, nvm. Come to Papa and Mama."

Hahahaha... Mafia family I know... I'm sorry... this world is harsh so I have to prepare my kids for it. Nonetheless, I will teach them basic manners. Very important. MANNERS!!!

Okie... Back to that pair of mother and daughter together with the friend. These 3 bitches obviously have no manners at all... thought those uncles and aunties quiet quiet then bully... threw insults at them and stared at them (Eyes beautiful still nvm... so damn ugly still constantly using them. My eyes were in so much pain when I stared at that old bitch).

Uncles and aunties did not want to quarrel with them because they were a civilized lot but it was wrongly interpreted by this pair of fugly mother and daughter as easy prey... Note: See my entry of 22 Sept 2009 on 人善被人欺. This is another classic example.

I always read about ugly Singaporeans on trains and stuff and am thinking how I will react if I am in that kind of situation. Now I know... I will react this way.

But then again, let me gently remind u that I am a very nice person in general. Only upon meeting a bitch will I transform myself into a bitch. Otherwise, I'm a damn good person.

Thank you very much!

Have a nice day!