Andy Lau
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
What the hell is wrong with him???
News about the passing of his so-called girlfriend's father have been hitting the headlines for several days liao... damn sick of reading newspaper with the same contents everyday.
Andy Lau still living in the 80s is it??? He thinks he is still same young idol like Farenheit and Lollipop ar... He thinks his fans will disappear once he announces that he has a girlfriend or wife or whatever he wants to call her la... Come on la... wake up please siao eh.
Your fans will still be your fans regardless of your status okie. What is there to hide? The girlfriend very ugly and you are ashamed of her meh? Wa piang... the more I see those articles, the more I feel for the woman.
How stupid can a woman get man? Why be the woman behind a man's back all these while when he constantly denies you of a proper status?
I really think women are stupid at times man. I'm not going to elaborate la... you women should know why you are stupid.
The only clever woman I can think of right now is Li Jia Xin... the very pretty woman who married a damn rich husband. She marries him alright and yet refuses to bear him a child. The reason behind it... well it's because she doesn't want her figure to be distorted in any ways la...
See... this woman clever anot??? Marry a rich man... have priceless gems and stones... lives in huge mansion... have plenty of money to spend... YET dun want to give birth. She's just so thinking about herself and that's what I called a clever woman. In the event the man dumps her, she will get millions out from his assets... and then again... endless enjoyment till death. Hahaha...
Of course you must have assets like her la... if you are a plain Jane, then you can forget about having the same fate as her la... but please do not be stupid also la...
If your boyfriends or husbands are like Andy Lau (I'm not talking about appearance okie... anyway I dun tink Andy Lau is handsome), please dump him for good, seriously.
I hope today's papers will have no more news about the Andy Lau again... PLEASE... for Buddha's sake!
UPDATESThis uncle has finally woken up and admitted his married status.... after so long. Congrats for regaining your sense of responsibility finally.
Sorry peepz...
Monday, August 24, 2009
Was testing out the system the other time. Limited the access of my blog to myself only and forgot to adjust it back.
Okie... dunno how many of you will read this... Anyway, I still want to announce la...
I will be limiting the access of my blog pretty soon but before I do it, I understand that some of you are fans of my blog *shy la*... hahaha... so...
If you wish to continue reading my blog, please email me for access. If you are my friends' friends who enjoy reading my nonsense, you can email me too BUT please tell me who you are related to la hor... abo I will be letting the stupid shit in again.
Thank you for all your support huh!!!
Adiyos!!!
Hello.... anybody out there????
Thursday, August 6, 2009
yOOHoO..... *monkey calling*....
Where is that pathetic freak who used uncreative nicks like "Shanny", "Shann", "Eternity", "Fong Leay" and stooped so low to use my friends' nicks to leave stupid comments on my blog for the past few months???
It's been 6 days since my retaliation but I hear nothing from you. Are you chickening out now??? If you are, tell me. It ain't a game where there is only 1 player, you know.
I am a woman of my words. I remember telling you that I will update you with my every moves in my last blog entry. I believe you have been logging on to my blog daily (as you always do) to check, ya??? I am so surprised to see my blog hits 80 in just a few days man... so you really have been diligently logging on to my blog very frequently ya. "Thanks" for your support hor. Since you love me so much, I shall not make you wait any longer.
As you already know, I have two beautiful kids so MOST of my time are spent taking care of them. As a matter of fact, I should be spending ALL my time with them BUT because of you, I have to take a little time off.
On 4 August 2009 at about 12noon, I went to Bukit Merah police station to make a police report. The police office assisting me was a looker man. I brought all the 'evidence' I could gather and I spent about 2 hours making statement. During these 2 hours, we chatted and I came to know that he was previously from StarHub... *hiyahz, why not M1 hor... cos your ISP is M1 wat, correct?*. Thereafter, he probed me to go to the Subordinate Court to file a civil lawsuit.
Guess what? I did what I was told.
On 5 August 2009, I went to the Subordinate Court located at 1 Havelock Square to file for a civil lawsuit. As for the procedures, you go and check it out yourself. Don't steal the 'homework' I've done.
The officer told me that I could file a Magistrate Complaint if I wanted to. Since I was already there, I went into the office without hesitation. I was made to do a vow - "what truth, nothing but the truth" kind of thing there. What an experience man.
Meanwhile, I received advises from them which I'm not going to tell you once again. *ha*
One thing for sure - I will have to engage a lawyer in order for me to pursue this case further.
In case you are not aware, I do know a lawyer from a reputable law firm. I super friend with her assistant somemore. I tried calling her once yesterday but she did not pick up her phone *lucky you sia*. I guessed she was busy (ppl lawyer leh... not like you pathetic pea-brained useless bum) so did not make a follow-up call.
Oh another thing... my husband Ah Long leh... that one who left you and your family some 'very nice' comments that one leh... WAS a chao ah beng previously but changed for the better because of me *smug*. I never like his ways for handling things honestly but I kind of appreciate his brotherhood this time round.
So you think a chao ah beng only has chao ah beng friends??? Oh that's when you are wrong. My this chao ah beng husband has got friends from all walks of life. Coincidentally, he has a friend who is a lawyer too. So ya... both my husband and I are seeking opinions from these two lawyer friends of ours in order to plan for our next move.
That's about it, Miss Pea brainy. How's my 'report' to you???
If you think I'm just bluffing my way through, you can once again challenge me by leaving offensive comments. I can scan the police report or whatever documents for JUST FOR YOU.
OR
If you think I will not spend $$ engaging a lawyer, seriously think again. Although I'm not under the 'rich' category, I'm definitely not poor. Hiring a lawyer ain't a burden for me at all.
I'm taking things one step at a time now cos there is no respond from you. If you want me to expedite on my moves, you know what to do. BUT you better make your move fast cos I'm restricting access of my blog in a week's time. You have one week to respond. Otherwise, see you in your office, Loser *planting a big fat L on your forehead*
TO THAT FARKTARD
Monday, August 3, 2009
You know who you are. Bloody stop hiding.
So you have got nothing to do and you think I am someone you can mess with???
And so you start using different nicks to cyber bully me and my family???
Or you have got too much free time on hand and wish to play games with me???
Or you think I'm timid and will continue to tolerate your farking nonsense???
Hey tell me RIGHT NOW! I have been waiting for your comments
Are you dumb or have you lost your fingers??? Why aren't you farking typing nasty comments again, farktard? RAISE YOUR FARKING OPINIONS NOW!!!Scare ar??? Dun be... I haven't found your location yet. Leave that to later part. Once I find your exact location, be very sure that it will be announced here.
Let me just highlight to you the following:
(1) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard BECAUSE I am not as childish and farktard as you.
(2) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard BECAUSE I do not have the time to play with you.
(3) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard BECAUSE I have proper upbringing and do not wish to taint my nice reputation due to you.
(4) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard NOT because I am timid.
(5) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard NOT because I'm scared of you.
(6) I ignored previous offensive messages left by you farktard NOT because I'm trying to act nice.
Get that, you farktard?Since you so farking love playing games with stranger (or not), you have your wish granted. I will go with the flow. Since you want to be farking childish, my husband and I can be childish at times too.
My parents brought me up well. They taught me to be nice and kind ONLY to those who are nice and kind to me.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you.
No offence but are your parents normal??? I think they are retards cos they brought a farktard up.Oh, in case you dunno the real me, I dun usually criticise other people's parents cos I dun think it's nice BUT for you... you jolly well deserve it. Now tell me, how does that feel when someone made such nasty comments about your loved ones??? I betcha loving it cos you are a farktard.
If you got the farking time, please go and do some volunteer work instead of trying your luck with me. Singapore needs a lot of volunteers to do endless shit jobs. I think it will fit you well cos you are one kind of a shit yourself.
Unlike you (cowardly piece of shit), I am updating my every moves in my blog to have you prepared. Don't worry... I wun do anything against the law. I will act in accordance to the laws of Singapore. What are the laws of Singapore??? I dunno... I'm doing my research right now. I think you better do yours too since we both have the farking time.
THE GAME HAS BEGUN, YOU MUTHAFARKER FARKTARD!