My funeral

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I have been wanting to blog about this ever since the day I saw Mengru's blog about her funeral. I guess somewhere someday we all have to face this de. It's not a choy choy thing to mention anymore la... so let's just openly discuss about it ba.

My current possessions

Branded bags - Can pass down to QiQi de. LV never die. It just gets more expensive. So by the time Qi grows up, my NeverFull is probably worth S$2K liao.... wahahaha...
My CPF - As an ex-staff, I know what to do with CPF savings de. Got my nomination re-done after my ROM so there is not going to be any dispute for this la. For those who dunno, please re-submit your nomination after you have registered for your marriage hor cos after marriage, your previous nomination will be revoked. Dun say I never say.
Personal savings - I dunno what will happen to this part la cos I have not done a will. People say it's necessary but I find it a chore especially when you do not have a multi-million fortune. Few grands only make what will sia???
My "Beyond" collection - I will pass it to Beyond fan - Gabriel cos my Ah Long dun like Beyond. I know Gabriel will treasure it de cos he is one super BIG Beyond fan. Bigger than me. I crazy. He fanatic. Some of the things damn precious one... Got money also cannot buy it. Priceless items.
My "Harry Potter" collection - Of course pass to my Qi lo. Let her read and enjoy the magical journey of Harry Potter with me mah. BTW, when is the sixth movie coming out? I want to watch leh.
My scrapbooking materials - Of course to people interested in scrapbooking lo.... people like Hua Jie and May May lo... They will remember me whenever they scrap too... hiyoh... sounds so creepy... wahahaha....
My gadgets - MP3, camera (I lost it damn it... oops... cannot say I lost it.. it's someone stole it. Damnit!), mobile phone, digital photo frame, polaroid were mostly bought by Ah Long. So needless to say, these will go to Ah Long too.
My photos with my family and friends - I have loadsa it. I have the habit of developing photos especially those I really really like... I know it is a digital world right now la but I still feel we need photographs la... cannot merely see pic via computer only. Photo is still a must. So for those who want it, can take it. Otherwise, please burn it for me.
My clothing - Guess no one wants it cos not branded ma... wahahahaha... please pack everything into a bag and donate it off la. Better this way than to discard it away ma...

I guess that's about all the things I have. When you really have to list them down, it feels so little la. But hor.... how come my house is like full of my things? No matter how much I discard, my house never seems clean or tidy! Funny sia...

My funeral decoration

I am a person of no religion. But most probably I will have those very Chinese funeral where you got a simple ceremony held over a few days under HDB flat.

I would like to use white and pink roses to decorate the 'bai bai' area. Please dun give me those 'Or Mi Tou Fuo' songs hor. Some Beyond and MayDay songs would be fine.

My dressing and makeup

Being a quite 'hyao' person, I would like to have a light makeup if possible la. As for my dressing, I would like to wear the white cheapo online bubble dress I bought from HuiPing. Although it's cheap, it looks really nice lo.

I think Ah Long will need to ask the dunno who to inject more chemicals into me cos that dress is a spaghetti top dress la. I dun wanna look too bloated in it. Keep this in mind huh... very important. If I'm all bloated up, please cover me with a shawl hor.

Shoes will be the pair of white shoes I bought when I was pregnant. Wore only once in CNY 08.

Burial items

Few of my wedding photos. To remember Ah Long.
Few of QiQi's photos. To remember QiQi.
A wedding band. Ever since the stupid bike accident, my wedding band has been scratched and never replaced. Remember to put my original wedding band back onto my fourth finger before closing the coffin.

The Lorry's "Head" picture

Taken when I was 18 years old... wahahahaha... chio right? Of course la... makeover picture mah...

I still remember the very rude Lai Soek Mun saying this when she saw this picture in my house "Wa... Ah Ting, you really very chio in the past leh"..... wahahahaha... Very rude right? :Þ

The Atmosphere

A little bit of crying is inevitable de la hor. Must cry a bit to show me you are really sad to see me leave la... but dun cry a lot also la.

On my last day, please come and send me la.... I would like to see a very long line behind the lorry... to show my popularity... wahahahahaha...

My reincarnation

All hold to the doctrine of karma, I believe that actions in this life will have their effect in the next. I have done nothing bad in this life, so I hope to be human again in the next.

I am mesmerized by the beauty of Japan, its language and culture so I hope to be a rich Japanese woman in my next life.

Why rich, you are asking right?Cos I dun wanna to be a porn star lo... wahahahahaha... No la... I guess living in Japan is super stressful. Abo their suicide rate will not be ranked the second highest (after Russia) among the world liao. So I hope to be a rich Japanese so that I can truly enjoy life ma... Come on... it's not a greedy request... since I wasn't born rich in this life. :P