This is for Berg Teng Li Seng
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Berg... that time KTV last minute changed venue so you din go... let you off.
This time de KTV jio-ed you since last week... up till to-date nvr reply... Called you then received a rejection... me, Michelle and Ling decided to give you a Yellow card liao...
You said next time come out lim kopi one huh.. dun always we jio you can anot??? Me, mother of one also can fork out some time. You no kid yet so tough meh??? kakakaka... Bo sim leh you..
It's been more than a year since I last saw you. Become more uncle? I hope not wor.
Packed Week ahead!!!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
I am so so so bored these few days (at my new workplace) that I have planned a week of activities for myself. At least I have something to look forward to.... you know you know...
Monday - KTV with my poly mates... K Mayday's & Ku Leo's songs.
Tuesday - Go Amore exercise exercise. Release all the boredom out... Waiting for MayMay's reply if she wants to go arcade play games....
Wednesday - Go hotel... wooooo... with my CPF friends.. free de
Thursday - Go out with Ah Long... maybe go PS buy scrapbook things.. this month got 20% discount. 10% more.. dun buy lugi... hehe
Friday - Go bring QiQi back home...
Saturday - Yeah... KTV again!!! With my pregnant friends... kekekekeke... only I can dance around liao.. Huixian Auntie.. you sit down and sing ya... kekeke
Sunday - Play with QiQi and bring her back to Ah Ma's (her real ah ma) place..
Baby Avril's back by popular demand!!!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Hiyah.... I have been getting a lot of requests, asking me to put Avril's photos online... No one wants to see the mummy... all want to see QiQi.. wahahaha... *sad sia*...
Okie okie... as requested... Enjoy!!!
20 April 2008Went to Ubi to get a car for my brother. My father promised to buy him one when he got his housing sales proceeds... After waiting for sooooooooooo long, my brother was finally getting his dreams come true. While they were talking with the car dealer, me and mummy and qiqi played around la... Let the experts do the talking. I went around look see look see beautiful cars...
I took pics for my mama with QiQi. Not professional but at least not bad lo.. Can see them, can see the car also. You see how my mama took pic for me and QiQi la.. *can vomit*
I took one... Not bad liao. Mama's looking, Qiqi's looking and can see almost the whole car...
You see how my mama took photo one. Asked her to take pic of me and QiQi with this red car... In the end, the pic turned out like that... Gek sim.. never mind.. the pic below even worse lo...
Asked my mama to take pic of me, QiQi and this blackie.. You see la... Cant even see the black car at all lo... and QiQi was not even looking lo... alamak...
"Mummy, you failed as a photographer la... Below Grade F... Grade Z la"
25 April 2008QiQi on her walker.... so cute lo... She in a daze la.. Dunno what was she thinking...
Suddenly woke up... wahaha...
Hiyoh... I love this pic lo.. so cute!!!! Look at her hat, her expression and her pose!!!!! Very hyao very hyao... like mother like daughter... hehehe
3 May 2008Ah Long brought us to ViVo City walk walk la.. nothing to do at home also. This QiQi very 'hong sim' one. Stay at home only, make a lot of noise. She likes to go out A LOT!!!
Went into Toy 'R 'us (dunno how to spell lar.. you know the shop right?). Ah Long saw this cute little toy pram lying around. Went to pick it up and place QiQi onto it... wahaha.. so cute lo... QiQi is too big for it la.. but what the heck, squeezed her in and take pic first... kekekeke..
QiQi looking so cute in the small toy pram...
QiQi looking around for help.... No one's there to help her out from the small pram. I think her butt started aching liao...
Wahahahahahahahaha... see that 'tong ku' expression... Ke lian yet ke Ai... me is 'or sim' mummy... Seeing QiQi so miserable still so happy... :p
I am an awesome photographer lo... Snapped this perfectly lo.. Not easy you know.. cos QiQi looks anywhere but the camera itself.. so must got some skills to attract her attention de...
Hiyo... what's that expression QiQi got that? So funny...
Mummy's turn now... Daddy the bad photographer... No matter how hard he tried to get Qi's attention.... Qi simply ignored him...
This Qi never gave mummy face one... Take photo with me only want to sleep... yawning away...
With a little bit of my help, Qi finally looked at the camera le... YEAH!!!
We asked a young Malay guy to take a family picture of us. But sad to say, the young boy CMI la...
Take ourselves better???? No lo... Same... wahahaha..
After a day of walking around ViVo... (really window shop lo.. can see but cannot buy), Qi was so happy... drink water also smiling away...
Laughed out loud
Daddy and QiQi (Not I want to say... see see see... I managed to get Qi's attention again... :p)
Mummy and QiQi (And Daddy failed to get Qi's attention again!!! I very poor thing leh.. always smiling to the camera myself...)
4 May 2008Another outing. This time, we went to West Coast Park (East Coast Park went before liao ma)... QiQi loves watching the trees.. dunno why also...
Needless to say la.. This pic was taken by me.. for obvious reasons la.........................
Huh... what???? What are you thinking? Im not saying it is a very well taken photo. What I want to say is.. there were only the 3 of us.. If Long and Qi were already in the pic, who else was there to take the pic leh.... Ah... dun say I haolian.. keep saying I very good photographer (but it's a fact.. wahaha)
This is what I called 艺术照。No photoshop, no nothing de...
QiQi loves being held high up... but we cannot keep holding her high up de.. cos she is getting heavier and heavier le...
A sudden change of face.... *pi min (in hokkien)*
My QiQi tired le.. yawned until like that... hiyoh... that China man behind is very extra... walked past nvm... still kaypoh turned his head around... handsome still nvm... so ...
Does my QiQi look like boy? I dun think so leh... she looks so girl... like her mummy... hehehe.. why everyone who dunno all say she is a he??? Blind le blind le...
This QiQi kept fidgeting... fed up so held her head... dun let her move.. but her eyes still rolling away... wahahaha... this one I bo bian...
BTW, I 'qing qing' held on to her head only... See she so happy...
If QiQi was to look into the camera... this photo would be perfect... Daddy hugging QiQi.
Time to go home le.... See la... got QiQi le.. jiu left Mummy behind.. this Daddy hor...
Blackie Ah Long... Whitey QiQi...
That's all folks!!! These are the latest photos of QiQi le. Got some more taken last Saturday with Auntie Huixian and Auntie Yuling... next time then upload la... Adiyos
VERY SIAN to the power of infinity
Friday, May 23, 2008
20 May 2008 (Tuesday)The start of my new work. A totally new jobscope from me.
Expected de la... first day of work.. sure to read manuals only. I was given a file of notes to read. Read and read and read... Din actually feel sleepy cos been sleeping for the past few days.
The moment I managed to open my mailbox, I started emailing my ex-colleagues hoping to receive their replies (at least got someone to talk to).... hiyo.. to my NIGHTMARE lo, their reply all bounced back to them. ERROR!!!!!
Spoke to the IT side. Realised got dunno what problem. I can only receive external emails tomorrow.. Shit man..
During lunch time, my new colleagues nvr offer to go lunch with me... *bloody hell* but luckily, I made my own arrangement. Had arranged to meet up with my poly friend le.. *heng sia*. I hate to have lunch alone... so kelian..
After lunch, it was reading and reading and reading again.
21 May 2008 (Wednesday)Second day at work.
Nothing to do again and reading of notes all over again.
First thing I did. Email my friends to test my email account. Ta-da.. it worked le. Yeah!!!! Mass email sia me...
At around 12pm, went CityHall for lunch with two female colleagues, Suan and Denise (They jio one.. finally remember got a newcomer). After lunch, Suan suggested to have Ben & Jerry ice cream.. I am not in the mood to have ice cream la.. me more into having a can of Coke. Wanted to order Coke but Suan said office got wor. FREE de.. wahahaha... okie okie.. then I order something else...
In the end, I ordered a bottle of Snapple... $3+... but I dun need to pay. Dennis treated me... wahahaha... hiyahz.. should have ordered ice cream.. more expensive.. wahahaha
Came back from lunch. My boss Sebastian taught me a few things here and there.. basically running through the notes to make sure I understand some of the more chim issues.
Can't wait to knock off.
22 May 2008 (Thursday)Third day at work. READING AGAIN in the morning. Sebastian asked me over for a while.. and it's back to reading all over again.
I was asked to join 3 guys (Sebastian, Patrick and Danny) and 1 girl (Suan) for lunch. Steamboat lunch somemore. Throughout my working life hor, this is the first time I had steamboat for lunch wor. One thing I like about my new workplace (at least the same with my old one) is their lunch time... very good... so long as you go back before 2pm, they are fine with it de.
The steamboat lunch hor.. honestly, not very nice. The kimchi soup not very kimchi.. sour like hell. One of the guys Danny, quite hilarious la. I couldn't stop laughing when he corrected the China waitress of their wrong spelling of herbal on their menu. He kept harping on it la. I think if Im the waitress, I dunno want to laugh or hit him on his head lo.
Most importantly, the steamboat lunch I had hor... FREE de.. wahahaha.. Patrick treated... very good sia. Wahahaha...
23 May 2008 (Friday)Thank God its Friday lo. My eyes cannot open. I'm falling asleep BUT yet I have to read the notes again.
Lunch with my CPF friends today. Very happy. At least I can be myself.
Once I went back to office, it's back to reading again. I think its the stupid weather (or is it bcos I nvr talk cos no one to talk to :p). At around 4pm, my head started spinning... wa cau.. spin until I want to vomit lo. To make things worse, Sebastian asked me over at around that time. He wanted to teach me something. Wa say.. I tried my very best to look alert lo.. My head was spinning like mad inside I felt like 橦墙壁 ah (the panadol advertisement)...
My pathetic week, everybody.
I hope and pray for a better week to come. Please teach me more la...
Do your part... Mai Niao on this kind of thing
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
I'm sure you all know what happened to Myanmar and China by now le ba.. If you dun, where have you been man?
I read the newspaper, saw some pics... hiyoh.. the people over there ke lian... Homes gone, kids lost their parents, parents lost their only child, the pain and agony all shown on their faces lo... hiyoh... Living hell man...
When people are suffering, we in Singapore are still enjoying our lives lo...
- Scare fat la, scare cholesterol la... so throw away food without feeling any guilt.
- Got extra $$ go throw basketball la, go spend on scrapbook materials, buy this buy that.
- Can go and sign membership for gym and facial somemore.
- Every Friday bring baby home feels like a chore.
- Complain Singapore very hot la.. Aircon not cold enough...
I am guilty of all things listed above... Shit lo. Honestly speaking la (if you know me well la, you would have known that I kinda discriminate :p certain kind of ppl) But really, this is not a time to discriminate or what liao lo. Those people really very kelian. I think we should help lo. A bit also can... Like I always say "Little bit Little bit, add up a lot already"... you know what I mean?
Visit the websites listed below and do your part ba. I have done my part liao (in case you say I say only... :p)
- http://www.redcross.org.sg/press_myanmarcyclone.htm
- http://www.redcross.org.sg/press_chinaearthquake.htm
Moments to cherish
Saturday, May 17, 2008
I have officially left CPF Board for good. Here's some pics I took with some of the most wonderful colleagues on earth. As you can see from the different outfits, the pics were actually taken on different days la (due to one reason or another... hor Thiam Eng).
Din manage to take pics with some of the ppl leh (Too rush on my last day that I only took pic with those I saw lar... those not within my vision de all never take.. shit!!!) Ppl like Ai Lun, Yati , Pretty Yoke and Shin Foong... if you are reading this, please make yourself available huh. I might pop by CPF anytime de. :)
Enjoy the pics below lar.. these are some of the people I like...
(Junie, I know we took pics together. I put your pic inside one of the bags which I brought home. Can't locate it at the moment cos I havent unpacked la.. no time... dun worry la.. you will have an entry all by yourself... that is once I find that pic... hehehehe *dun scold me*)
MSS girls (These are the people who I fought through thick and thin with de...)
Latest update - This is Ain.. hiyoh... how can I forget to include you sia... Lucky I read thru my blog again lo.. like got missing ppl la... Think Think Think.. so it's you... very paiseh. She is one of the quietest MSSians. She has been in Block A since she first joined the Board la... but she is never influenced by us leh... still so quiet... lihai lihai... kekeke...
Needless for further introduction la. This is Jennifer aka AH MA. All my friends including my parents know her la.... Look at this pic. Our face damn white lo. "Hua Jie, why you stand so close to us???? hehehehe"
Ah Ma: Without me at Blk A, no one sing with you liao... so poor thing wor.. actually me also quite poor thing la.. cos I cannot listen radio over at my new workplace. Let's suffer together ba.. wahahaha...
My team-mate plus soul-mate Liyan. She has also left MSS for good la. Went to a better and lobo (for the time being) department le. So envy her lo. She left 'HELL' and went to 'Heaven'... kekekeke..
Liyan: I owe you one scrap. It's with me. Pass it to you this coming Wednesday huh. It's been almost a week since I last saw you.
My first buddy when I first joined CPF on 30 October 2001. Few days after I joined, she went cruise with others and left me with a part-timer... wahahaha... scared the shit out of me lo... but luckily all the colleagues were very nice then la.. now still very nice de 
MSS Lamest Queen - Shumin. She 认第二，没人敢认第一. She really knows how to take care of baby lo... you see you see. Megan likes her so muchie lo.
The most senior EO in MSS - Shidah. She speaks so softly that I cant even hear what she says when she is like only 20 cm away from me... Maybe I speak too loud le la.. kekeke...
Jessie the Hot Mama... And Siao La La also. One outfit can buy four different colours. Monday wear until Thursday lo. Actually she wanted to buy five different colours de lo but the last colour (can't rem the colour le) got defects.. so she din buy lo.. abo she can wear the same design de outfit for the whole week!!!
Linda Linda. The only original survivor of the Pledging Team. 想当年，the 3 of us (with Liyan) and Ah Ma at Blk A... so bloody noisy la.. Now hor.. you can still be noisy de.. with Ah Ma, Kirk and Gabriel lo... hehehe
MSS Boys (There are a few more others la.. but din manage to take with them all)
Are your eyes playing tricks on you??? I took pic with Jay Chou???? Waahahahaha.. no la... This is Ed.. my new colleague.. not very new la.. at least a few months old liao. He very cheeky de... keep making use of his Jay Chou's face to go around knowing meimei...
This is Kirk otherwise known as Thiam Eng the MOST IRRESISTIBLE, 人见人爱 and the LOSER!!!! wahahahaha... Bcos of him lo, I have to take pics on different days. Check out his bling bling earrings and watch!!! Okie okie lar... I must say he very wu sim wor... brought so much stuff to work (earring, watch, scarf, jacket) just to take pic with me.. wahahaha... 感动呐!
Thiam Eng: Dun worry hor. I wun evolve to be an auntie de. You then dun become an uncle next time I see you ar. Continue eating snacks at your workstation la... I will see a big belly very soon lo. Head towards your 80kg target, my friend... hehehe
老K, the IT guru. Always seek his help when my PC gives me problems lo. Dun see his gugu face (his hairstyle looks like 阿旺.. hehehe), he very clever when it comes to those IT things de.. Maybe bcos I very idiot in these things also la..
老K: Dun always spend $$ on your gadgets ar... save more to get married and remember hiring me as your xiong di on your wedding day. Sure make headlines de... hehehe
MSS seniors ("Old birds of MSS". How can they stay so long there? Well maybe bcos things weren't as complicated as compared to now ba)
My pledging shifu. Taught me a lot during my transfer to Pledging Team in Year 2004. She is damn good in spotting mistakes lo. Tiny weeny mistakes she also can spot de lo. Give her cases check is so stressful sia.
Wa lau ye... who took this pic one? Look at my bloody tummy lo. Never ask me to breathe in first before I took this pic... very or sim leh the photographer... :p
My first senior in MSS. She is very patient when it comes to teaching of newcomers de. (I hope my new buddy in my new workplace is as patient as her la) Recently got married only. Hope to see a small Mimah soon la.
MSS bosses (wahahaha... got big got small.. but all bosses la...)
Hua Jie, you upgrade to bosses de category le. I 差一点就 classify you under the MSS girls category leh... hehehe.. bo bian la.. too 习惯 you as an EO le. My Hua Hua is getting married this October le... so excited la. Can't wait to go to the Waterfront dunno what Hotel lo... hehehe.. I recommend de. If my father-in-law hadn't requested for 70 tables, my wedding would be held there also lo... hiyahz... nvm la.. at least I have a chance to go there now.. wahahaha) 
Regina aka RIBENA. This pic is really one of those very very rare pic where u can see her eyes open de lo.. somemore got a smile on her face... hehehe... Thanks to the very clever photographer Hua Jie. Can you believe that Ribena actually cry before taking this pic? kekekeke... So funny la you Ribena
Mrs Chong!!!!!!!! The jackpot queen lo.. Always hear her strike jackpot de.. abo jiu strike 4D, etc.. so lucky... I have never won any 4D lo... teach me some methods leh... hehehe...
This is the biggest of all bosses - Ms Sun. This photographer a bit short la... so can actually see Ms Sun's double chin a bit... hehehehe... luckily the photographer capture me quite chio lo... wahahahaha.. *bhb* abo 她就死定了。)
Ms Wu otherwise known as MSS lallang. How she got this nick? You got to ask her yourself lo. Those in MSS should know why de. Sometimes I feel she is quite 可怜 lar... to have such a nick. Never mind la... she will be on Maternity Leave soon... go rest la go rest la.. Look at her shack face!!!
Sabrina - Latest person to be promoted. She is probably the thinnest person I have ever known. Her waist is like... hmmm... 21 inches ba... From the backview, it looks like a "Tek Go" (those bamboo stick HDB people use to hang their clothes la) walking around lo.. She doesn't consume any meat after 6pm de lo... only vegetables... *applause* 人生短短几十年，何必这样呢？I can't have that eating habit. I rather die la.. Meat is a MUST for me... kekeke
Shari - The Quietest SE among all others. And bcos of that, we rarely talk. I remember her giving me an advice though. She told me to forgive and forget. Honestly speaking, I hate this phrase. It's easier said than done. And why should someone so bitchy like that FAT ASS (note it's FAT not BAD) be forgiven? It's bcos of you people, those 烂好人 or should I say those who dun wanna "tear off the faces" due to colleagues relationship de people that cause that FAT ASS to be so arrogant and fuck up. Continue to tolerate her nonsense and treat her as a princess ba, you commoners. :p But hor.. I've never seen a princess as fat and ugly as FAT ASS lo... 
My colleagues from other departments
Rebecca aka Qing Hua. I love to call her by her Chinese name la... And I call for her loud loud somemore de lo.. She hates it, I know.. But I love seeing her reaction to her own Chinese name when I call her lo... so I keep calling her and calling her and calling her... wahahaha..
Qing Hua : Your name can't be as bad as mine de lo. Mine is the worst of the worst la.. Got to think of an ang mo name soon.
Starting from the left - Jane, Peck Yeah, Ah Ting, Hairin, Annie and Siew Lai. These people are so close and yet so far. They are actually all in the same department as me de but different sections only. Due to our working nature, I hardly interact with them le. Nonetheless, must take pics with these aunties de cos they are a bunch of really nice people esp Hairin lo. Made me those delicious pineapple tarts (I haven't finished them yet though - I on diet leh)
From the left - Dylan (doesn't he look like Winnie the Pooh), Heidi, Qing Hua, Ah Ting, Paulyn and Cherlyn. These people are from the Application side de. Interact with them more la cos some of our applications fall in their hands first.. kekeke... Their side quite quiet lo.. but their quietness will be broken by me when I go up and acknowledge those applications... Now they will forever be quiet le... wahahahaha... *like real*
This is Agnes from PHS. Do you know how I got to know this girl de??? Waahahaha... through emails lo.. and its not those chit chatting emails okie? She emailed me rdg some refund issue (I was the officer-in-charge then). Due to my friendliness (wahahaha), we started to have little small chats via email and ta-da, friendship blossomed!!! Let me see huh.. that was eh slightly more than 5 years ago (when I first joined CPF). Although we were at different storeys, different department altogether, we seemed to have endless conversations la. And so coincidentally, this girl got pregnant at around the same timing as me... and double coincidence, we went to the same hospital and had the same gynae lo... 不交这个朋友都难！:p
This person must introduce with drumming effects de lo. We are talking about Linda Song here la... hehe.. Talking about coincidence right, this person hor, 跟我是同年同月同日生的。And 同一家医院 somemore.... Can't believe there is such coincidence de lo. Where to find you tell me??? Maybe of our birthdates la... our characters also sama sama de (though I more aggressive la, I admit)... and likes to gossip also... hehehe
Eileen from WSD. Dun see her like fierce fierce like that.. she is actually a very nice person de. She gave me a card with a China Olympic doll handphone strap lo... so nice!!!
That's it, my friends. Till we meet again... Muacks!!!